this is probably the worst fucking idea the Put Bacon in Everything subculture has ever come up with and they’ve come up with some pretty nasty stuff
God is dead
I think cuisine is done here.
Haters to the left I want this in my mouth
Vietnamese photographer Thanh Ha Bui captured this incredible image in his parents’ back garden and, after spotting a line of super strong weaver ants marching across a branch, decided to test their legendary weightlifting skills. First experimenting with pieces of food and leaves, he eventually ended up with this incredible shot
The stars at night
are big and bright
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEEP IN THE HEAAAART
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
There are children on this website
i could watch this forever
HUGH LAURIE IS BRITISH I CAN’T WHY
HE’S BRITISH NOT AMERICAN HE JUST PLAYS AN AMERICAN ON THE TELLY.
jack those are both hugh laurie
Can I say I love how they’re waiting until episode 10 to show Takatora’s henshin. We’re gonna see a melon drop onto a 30 year old’s head and we’re gonna take it SERIOUSLY.
wait is his name really takatora as in taka tora batta wait really
the kanji for the taka part is different but I would not be surprised if that was still the intended reference
The kanji for his name means essentially “Noble Tiger”
yeah because we took the watermelon almost crushing the 20 year old super seriously
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
That’s basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT’S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL
The most polite sword fight ever
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