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30th January 2012

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calmthefuckdowneveryone: [image description: Four melons stand on a marble counter, carved with eyemasks and mouths to look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They each have glowsticks inside to give the respective mask colour - one orange, one purple, one blue and one red.] HOLY FUCK IT’S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA MELONS CRIMISNACKS BEWARE! THE EVIL POTATO-SHREDDER STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THESE JUSTICE FRUITS AND THEIR SENSEI, SPLINTERNUT SQUASH!

calmthefuckdowneveryone:

[image description: Four melons stand on a marble counter, carved with eyemasks and mouths to look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They each have glowsticks inside to give the respective mask colour - one orange, one purple, one blue and one red.]

HOLY FUCK

IT’S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA MELONS

CRIMISNACKS BEWARE!

THE EVIL POTATO-SHREDDER STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THESE JUSTICE FRUITS AND THEIR SENSEI, SPLINTERNUT SQUASH!

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